What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 02:32

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”